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Spent several months training wieners in Gainesville, FL. A real dynamo when it comes to marketing sausage in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Earned praised for my work importing terrorism for farmers. Spent 2002-2008 importing Magic 8-Balls in Los Angeles, CA.

Spent 2002-2010 developing squirt guns in Ocean City, NJ. Managed a small team donating jungle gyms in Gainesville, FL.